Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Drunk woman tries to steal car with officers inside

It’s not clear whether it was theft, drunkenness, or an overdeveloped sense of self-entitlement, but  a drunk Pittsburgh woman leaving a nightclub around 2:30 a.m. Saturday, reportedly got into an occupied unmarked police car, and tried to drive off with it. Ria Buford, 32, did not get very far, luckily. According to the two plainclothes [...]

Look how patient and professional cops can be

Watch in disbelief as two Norwegian cops calmly jail an intoxicated man. Nothing really happens — and that’s the shocking thing about it.

Drunk guy arrested for ATM sex, sex with table

There are nights when a guy just can’t get lucky. For Tennessean Lonnie Hutton, 49, that unlucky night occurred on May 16, 2014. Hutton entered the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, and then reportedly dropped his trousers, exposing his genitals, and proceeded to have sex with the ATM machine.

Decidedly scary-looking couple busted for drunken public sex act on church lawn

A wedding guest at Salt Lake City’s Sacred Heart Catholic Church litterally “ran out into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser around 6 p.m. Saturday to report a couple having sex on the lawn of the church. It was neither the newlyweds, nor any of the guests; just a strange couple — and yes, kids saw it too.

Naked drunk woman shows up to jail for conjugal visit

It seems that even today, true love knows no bounds — especially after a seven-hour pub crawl.

Shamrock shame

Sobering images of St. Patrick’s Day revelers arrested.

Chainsaw-wielding guy with flower pot on head robs convenience store

A 19-year-old Australian man is in custody after allegedly robbing a convenience store on February 10, 2014, with a flower pot on his head, while threatening employees with a running chainsaw, and mooning them.

Chainsaw-wielding man in fishnets arrested for chasing down ‘Mr. Whippy’ truck

It seems that a stag party in Rangiora, New Zealand, last Saturday, December 7, 2013, had pretty much gotten out of hand by about 9:30 p.m., when a party goer wearing fishnet stockings revved up a chainsaw, held it over his head and took off after the Mr. Whippy ice-cream truck that was passing by.

Drunk Polish guy wakes up in the morgue

May this be a cautionary tale to all who drink to excess and pass out in public: your heart could stop, at least temporarily, and you might just find yourself on a slab in the morgue.

911 Caller: “I’m too drunk to get out of my car”

A woman drove home from the bar and parked two feet from the curb but wasn’t able to walk from there. She called 911 and told the operator she was “too damn drunk” to get out of her car.

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