Philadelphia police are searching for a suspect who reportedly exposed himself at the Bucks County Association for the Blind's bookstore around 2 p.m. on May 4, 2012. Reuters reports that, Pennsylvania law makes it illegal to expose one's privates if that person "knows or should know that this conduct is likely to offend, affront or alarm." Was this criminal mastermind aware of the statutes, and did he premeditate not only his crime, but also his alibi? Or did he cross that fine line from brilliance to stupidity when he failed to realize that not everyone in a bookstore for the blind would actually be blind? We may never know because the woman he flashed was not, in fact, blind, and he quickly ran off. Police have asked anyone who sees the person that fits this description to contact them: a skinny black man, about 5-foot-10, 35 to 45 years old, and wearing a black track suit.

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